The Empire of Deutsche Germania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Adolphus with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.438 billion Deutsche Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 46.9%.

The powerhouse Deutsche Germanian economy, worth 152 trillion Gold Standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,056 Gold Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutsche Germania's national animal is the Eagle.

Deutsche Germania is ranked 175,962^nd in the world and 173^rd in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.